Отчёт о двух походах

Верхний Амуд

Ашелим

О международной политике

Постучался ко мне товарищ в асю. На ответ он видимо не расчитывал, а я решил поприкалываться.
Оказалось, что из чуждого набора аксиом можно построить стойкую логическую цепочку.


20:44:29 some1®: you will go to hell fuckin jewish
20:47:28 Staker: Dude, jews rule the world, AND they rule hell!
20:48:01 some1®: yes god will put you in helle
20:48:12 some1®: and all moslem in heaven
20:51:48 Staker: With the virgins? :)
Would you know what to do with so many virgins?
20:52:30 some1®: yes i will go to heaven to fuck some virgin
20:53:10 Staker: Why do you think virgins would want to fuck you in heaven?
20:55:01 some1®: cause i'm handsome
20:55:31 Staker: Ok, then why don't virgins fuck you now?
20:56:03 some1®: cause it's forbidden
20:58:38 Staker: Will every mouslim get 72 virgins in heaven?
20:58:53 some1®: yes of course
21:00:02 Staker: How is it possible, the are nearly equal number of mouslim men and women, how the will suddenly be so many (virgin) women in heaven?
21:01:29 some1®: but heaven we will meet another women not like it's gere in earth
21:02:50 Staker: Will you life in heaven be much much better than on earth?
21:03:27 some1®: of course
21:03:30 some1®: it's forever
21:03:43 some1®: and i can have everything i want
21:04:00 Staker: Then why don't you leave earth and go to heaven?
21:04:47 some1®: cause god don't want it now
21:05:19 Staker: How do you know? Have you spoked to him personaly? Did he tell this to you?
21:05:38 some1®: yes
21:05:40 some1®: in my dream
21:06:06 Staker: Why do you hate jews?
21:06:29 some1®: cause they kill moslem in palestine our brothers
21:08:36 Staker: By the way, if EVERY mouslim goes to heaven and gets virgins, why do you have to listen to god?
You can have fun, fuck virgins now, and if they kill you, you go to heaven! Whats the problem?
21:10:25 some1®: but in our religion it's forbidden to fuck girls before mariage
21:12:26 Staker: Yes, but if you break the rules you still go to heaven (for being mouslim). So why keep the rules?
Do you have satisfaction from keeping rules?
21:12:56 some1®: yes i pray
21:12:59 some1®: i can't pray and fucking
21:15:03 Staker: So, do you do anything to help your brothers in palestine?
21:28:00 Faycel: no nothibg
21:28:06 Faycel: nothing
21:29:55 Staker: Why don't you? The being killed by the jews (so you say), and you do nothing to help them.
This isn't a nice way to treat a brother. God may deny you a virgin or two for that...
21:35:00 Faycel: no problem
21:35:04 Faycel: i can do nothing

О гражданской ответственности

Поехал я вчера кататься на велосипеде.
Проезжаю по пустынной улице, вижу - на автобусной остановке лежит чемоданчик от дрели.
С одной стороны, мне как раз дрель нужна, а сдругой - мысли нехорошие в голову лезут.
Полицию вызывать - так скорее всего просто чемоданчик, а времени уйму займёт, да и вообще не люблю я их.

Так и поехал дальше.

Грамматическо-политическое

Не в первый раз вижу статью на эту тему:
http://www.newsru.co.il/world/12nov2006/pollard.html

Мне интересно, редактор издания не знает семантическую разницу шпион\разведчик или это у него позиция такая?

Всё таки не .ru а .co.il

2.9.06 Нахаль Захи

Фотка - ссылка на отчёт

Klinger Outside

Вчера сдал все вещи, попрощался и ушел.
Грустно.
Закончился очередной 3ех летний период жизни...